(carson is picking at his lip)
me: carson, what are you doing?
carson: nufing, just picking at my yip
me: stop that or you will make it hurt and bleed. let me put some vaseline on it.
carson: vaseline (pronounced in a hilarous way) is disgusting (pronounced dikustg)
me: no vaseline is good, you love vaseline
carson: no, poop, pee and vaseline are disgusting mom.
i never would have grouped those things together, ever.
hahahahaha. the kids got it wrong. vaseline is AWESOME. i use it daily. it and neosporin can solve many of life's problems.
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